Yesterday I woke up and felt it, the change was happening.
I was becoming a zombie.
5 signs that you are becoming a zombie:
- Dark circles under the eyes.
- General dizziness and blurring of vision.
- Slurred speech and a bad headache.
- Experiences difficulty moving, mobility is slowed.
- Moans and groans about everything and anything.
This knowledge was quite disconcerting, I have never had a great taste for all things brain and I haven’t even written my 30 before 30 list – let alone started to tick adventures off it, so I reassessed my sitiautation.
Yes, on closer inspection I was not actually craving human flesh – phew.
I was, however sniffing and snuffling, popping my ears every few minutes, and wondering if my brain would please stop throbbing quite so obnoxiously within my skull.
With nose running like a tap, I sat perched over my sewing machine, trying to remember how to use it, when I finally succumbed to the fact that I have in fact contracted the flu.
Not just a cold.
Not, thankfully, the first warning of impending zombie apocalypse.
No, just the dreaded lurgy. The thing that keeps you feeling miserable all weekend, then buggers off just when all of the fun is over and done with.
The thing that makes you want to close your eyes and sleep all day, but won’t let you as you can not breathe through your nose and every time you start to dose off you, unfortunately, stop breathing just long enough to wake you up.
Well, I may not be one of the walking dead, but I’m pretty sure my whinging, moaning and groaning over the next few days will be on par with the best Zombie any low budget horror flick can produce.
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